sorry sir, we don’t have the facilities for a cat scan, but we can certainly get you a lab report
with two left feet find grace with a stranger
in a revolving door, where, regardless of gender,
we share a pause and glance to communicate
who will lead, who will follow,
close to each other but never quite touching.
if your man groans about international women’s day, throw him into the abyss
Same search, swapping the gender, page one of Google results.
This is one reason why I won’t shut up about it.
Photographs by Barry Bland/Barcroft USA
Roasted tomato and chickpea soup, with fried rosemary.
I have to use a decoy keyboard to get any work done
“Millions of Twilight fans, they cannot wait to see this, it’s almost heartbreaking because they don’t want it to be over. It’s a little bittersweet, isn’t it?”
That is the laughingly mad face of a man who can see the end in sight, but is not there yet.
No one hates twilight more than Robert Pattinson. NO ONE.